i feel like this is older than me
Look at this relic
Fucking fossil lol
As old as time itself.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
Hi I’m loki and welcome to jackass
Chaos in Ferguson. Sunday night, part 4
- no, this isn’t over;
- no, these aren’t from earlier in the week;
- no, everything isn’t alright now;
- no, the police haven’t stopped brutalizing peaceful protesters;
- no, police haven’t intervened to stop the looting;
- no, police haven’t responded to emergency 911 calls for people injured by rubber bullets or children hit by cars;
- no, michael brown’s shooter still has not faced any consequences for murdering an unarmed teenager 9 days ago
….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!
oh my god ok but look at this tweet a christian group randomly sent me…
So for the last week I’ve been helping my parents out by moving logs that we’ve got on the property over to a burn pile (it’s gotta be absolutely massive, I want to throw my christmas thing and just have everybody out by the fire with me because we ain’t gon feel no cold) and these logs included chunks of a really big tree that had to get cut down because pine beetles.
Today we all went out to get the last of the big stuff moved together.
My dad hurt himself trying to move a big log.
I picked it up like it was nothing and tossed it into the trailer we were hauling with.
i caNNOT EXPRESS HOW ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED IT MAKES ME THAT I CAN LIFT MORE THAN HIM
I want a story about Brooklyn residents and their POV after Steve moves back and is an Avenger and fighting and then coming home to Brooklyn and everyone simultaneously unphased and blasé but also alternately super protective and proud of their hometown hero.
And like Steve is just there and he’s a neighbor and a helper and a participant in block parties and spaghetti dinner fundraisers and checks in on the elderly and carries boxes and furniture for people and helps with neighborhood watch and teaches self defense classes and speaks at the schools.
And when he’s fighting and the fighting comes to Brooklyn or people are targeting Cap and everyone is like out on the street with baseball bats and yelling and being super protective and Steve is just like what are you doing are you out of your minds go back into your homes and stay safe and the people of Brooklyn are like fuck no, we are going to help you whether you like it or not. This is our home and you’re OUR kid. Brooklyn born and bred, that shit doesn’t leave you. And you’re not leaving US again.
#BROOKLYNITES ACTIVELY STOPPING PAPARAZZI FROM TAKING SHOTS AT CAP WHILE HE’S JUST LIKE IN FUCKING STARBUCKS OR SOME SHIT? #and there’s a pap across the street and this lady with a baby carriage bumps into the pap just as he’s taking his shot #”not here” she tells him in a quiet voice #and the pap looks around and EVERYONE on the street is giving him dirty looks #home sweet home #captain america #steve rogers #do you ever cry
#this makes me so happy #because then Bucky’s back right? #cripes you think they’re protective of Steve #imagine the collective wrath of Brooklyn whenever someone starts trying to paint Bucky Barnes as a Bad Guy (tm) #like a radio show is talking shi t#and suddenly they are just swamped with calls from angry Brooklyn folks #wanting to know if they like having front teeth (via bonesbuckleup)
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS
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how did you do that backwards ‘b’
try the key next to ‘f’
This is what happens to your brain during finals