fabulouscheesecake:

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

As old as time itself.

While watching Finding Bigfoot

Sister: Can you imagine if they found a ghost or something on here? Just something completely out of their field?
Me: Hah, like a demon or something.
Sister: Anybody know any prayers? Some latin or something? Does anybody know how to exorcise a demon? No?
Me: Well you gotta take them running for three hours in the morning, then three hours in the evening. Works best with yourself as the bait.
Sister: ......Exercise.

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

viaorg

Norse mythology in a nutshell:

awesomepersonkc:

Hi I’m loki and welcome to jackass

lizardvvizard:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Chaos in Ferguson. Sunday night, part 4

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3

Reminder that:

- no, this isn’t over;
- no, these aren’t from earlier in the week;
- no, everything isn’t alright now;
- no, the police haven’t stopped brutalizing peaceful protesters;
- no, police haven’t intervened to stop the looting;
- no, police haven’t responded to emergency 911 calls for people injured by rubber bullets or children hit by cars;
- no, michael brown’s shooter still has not faced any consequences for murdering an unarmed teenager 9 days ago

viaorg

A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

captainhanni:

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oh my god ok but look at this tweet a christian group randomly sent me…

obliviousham:

chechula:

fan-art of game Journey, sketch for Holly McGillis :)

SCREAMS THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!8’DDD <3333

So for the last week I’ve been helping my parents out by moving logs that we’ve got on the property over to a burn pile (it’s gotta be absolutely massive, I want to throw my christmas thing and just have everybody out by the fire with me because we ain’t gon feel no cold) and these logs included chunks of a really big tree that had to get cut down because pine beetles.

Today we all went out to get the last of the big stuff moved together.

My dad hurt himself trying to move a big log.

I picked it up like it was nothing and tossed it into the trailer we were hauling with.

i caNNOT EXPRESS HOW ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED IT MAKES ME THAT I CAN LIFT MORE THAN HIM

jellicle-ball:

branstarked:

spuzz:

I want a story about Brooklyn residents and their POV after Steve moves back and is an Avenger and fighting and then coming home to Brooklyn and everyone simultaneously unphased and blasé but also alternately super protective and proud of their hometown hero.

And like Steve is just there and he’s a neighbor and a helper and a participant in block parties and spaghetti dinner fundraisers and checks in on the elderly and carries boxes and furniture for people and helps with neighborhood watch and teaches self defense classes and speaks at the schools.

And when he’s fighting and the fighting comes to Brooklyn or people are targeting Cap and everyone is like out on the street with baseball bats and yelling and being super protective and Steve is just like what are you doing are you out of your minds go back into your homes and stay safe and the people of Brooklyn are like fuck no, we are going to help you whether you like it or not. This is our home and you’re OUR kid. Brooklyn born and bred, that shit doesn’t leave you. And you’re not leaving US again.

       

#this makes me so happy #because then Bucky’s back right? #cripes you think they’re protective of Steve #imagine the collective wrath of Brooklyn whenever someone starts trying to paint Bucky Barnes as a Bad Guy (tm) #like a radio show is talking shi t#and suddenly they are just swamped with calls from angry Brooklyn folks #wanting to know if they like having front teeth (via bonesbuckleup)

whimiscott:

frosla55:

i have 3 moods:

  1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. ????????????????
  3. ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?

There’s like a mysterious almost sound I hear in my head when I see posts like this that I can never explain and it makes me really mad.

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

hipsterinatardis:

snerpthesnerr:

brutuswayne:

tiredpunk:

makochantachibanana:

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK

d(^u^)b

how did you do that backwards ‘b’

try the key next to ‘f’

g

This is what happens to your brain during finals

viwan themes